How do you welcome 3 new little neighbors who have just arrived in the Great State of Texas after traveling many many hours from the far Middle East?
YOU TEACH 'EM HOW TO SKIN A RATTLESNAKE, a course!!!
YOU SHOW 'EM THE SNAKE'S INERDS......
AND IF YER LUCKY, THE SNAKE WILL HAVE JUST EATEN BEFORE YOU YANKED ITS HEAD OFF......AND A MOUSE WILL COME SHOOTIN' OUT ITS....
After Glen completed his Man Vs. Wild exhibition show, he asked the 3 little girls, "So what do you think?" The 11 yr. old piped in and said, "This looks much like the inside of the sheep I play with overseas."
I quickly turned to my tobacco spittin', wild outdoorsman, with his eyes popped out of their sockets.......and snipped, "Sheep guts, hmmmm?? This one's gonna give you a run for your money!"
WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!
I think they enjoyed it, because as they skipped back to their new home, they yelled back, "What time do you want us over tomorrow?"