Bringing Sexy Pirate Back!

Is it just me or are we learning more than we ever wanted to know about PIRATES? The Pirates in my dreams always looked like this...... not this!...

Recent world events have really put a damper on my view of "The Sexy Pirate"! I wish they would REname them something different other than "PIRATES", ummmm......the name "TERRORIST" seems to fit better. That way I can keep this yummy image in my brain......prrrrrrrrr........

and the long lived tradition of the 2nd Grade's PIRATE DAY, (which by the way, is scheduled for next Friday), wouldn't seem so creepy this year and then also maybe I wouldn't feel the need to go dressed as a NAVY SEAL!